more things I've learned

- on a hot morning even three "doggy bags" don't cover the smell of their contents

- when I remember to put on a bra, there aren't men walking their dogs in the morning

- dogs like rolling in smelly things

- a smelly dog by any other name is still a smelly dog

- bathing a dog who smells like poo takes precedence over even a first cup of coffee in the morning

- shampoo not fit for human use works just fine for dogs

- a bathroom which had been cleaned the night before and smelled of lysol smells of wet dog for a long time after a wet dog has been bathed in it

- it is unfair for a dog to be the first to use a freshly scrubbed tub

- wet dogs don't always like to stay in a bathtub

- regardless of what you are wearing you will throw yourself around a very wet dog trying to escape from the tub

- wet dogs feel the need to scatter water around the house via shaking in every corner of every room

- that dogs think it is a game when a person chases them to avoid the water scatter

- a wet dog is a friendly dog

- no one has told dogs that towels are much better at drying off with than carpets

- dogs prefer to dry off by rubbing themselves on carpets

- how much I'll miss him when he goes home